My poor band-​​aid

My band-aid got a cut. So I had to get a band-aid band-aid.

My band-​​aid got a cut. So I had to get a band-​​aid band-​​aid.

Jazz Uniform

Do-It-Yourself White Jazz Musician Uniform

Do-​​It-​​Yourself White Jazz Musi­cian Uniform

Wine

Wine: That's what you drink if you're rich, right?

Wine: That’s what you drink if you’re rich, right?

Uncle Fun

Uncle Fun: Crap you won't buy since 1990.

Uncle Fun: Crap you won’t buy since 1990.

Real Estate Fighter

Home Owner Vs. Renter: A Fight To The Death

Home Owner Vs. Renter: A Fight To The Death

I have a rich inner life

I have a rich inner life

I have a rich inner life

Taco Palace No. 2

Taco Palace #2. I don't think there even is a Taco Palace #1.

Taco Palace #2. I don’t think there even is a Taco Palace #1.

I’m a consumer

I'm a consumer. I don't like to brag about it or anything.

I’m a con­sumer. I don’t like to brag about it or anything.

Hipsters eat them some pie

Hipsters should eat pie. Two reasons: 1) They would get fat (hilarious). 2) I bet Ukrainian Village has lots of good locations for pie shops.

Hip­sters should eat pie. Two rea­sons: 1) They would get fat (hilar­i­ous). 2) I bet Ukrain­ian Vil­lage has lots of good loca­tions for pie shops.

Big Black

Big Black is the coolest band ever. Even though Steve Albini uses a wrist strap for his guitar.

Big Black is the coolest band ever. Even though Steve Albini uses a wrist strap for his guitar.