If Only

I meant to write about all these top­ics today, but I ran out of time.

  • Rock and roll, folk, and the suck­ness of music today
  • inkjet print­ers, dig­i­tal cam­eras, and pho­tographs, DIY
  • post rock is really just jazz. Ain’t that a hoot?
  • Laura Viers has prob­a­bly never sol­dered any­thing together, let alone shat­tered hearts

Maybe later!

Muji

They are finally going to start open­ing Mujis in Amer­ica. This excites me greatly. Dur­ing my time in Japan, Muji was one of my favorite places to go.

My favorite Muji pur­chase was this set of col­lapsable card­board speak­ers. I wish I remem­ber what hap­pened to them. They would be even more use­ful now that we are liv­ing in the era of the iPod.

link to “Meatless Like Me”

This is much bet­ter than any­thing I could ever have writ­ten, and pretty much exactly how I feel. So I must link.

the legend of the misheard orator

The Legend of the Misheard Orator

Indiana Jones and the Horde of Internet Douchebags

I love the Indi­ana Jones films. All four of them.

They never break new ground, but they’re not sup­posed to. Indi­ana Jones is to action movies what Kill Bill is to Kung Fu movies. A large-​​budget homage to genre film. 

Most every­one I’ve talked to about this movie has the com­pletely wrong idea. Most of their com­plaints are that they think mon­keys with pom­padours, refrig­er­a­tors, and aliens are implausible.

But, seri­ously, is the Ark of the Covenant real? How about the mys­ti­cal Sankara Stones? What about the Holy Grail? That’s what I thought.

This is Lucas and Spielberg’s attempt at cre­at­ing a mod­ern day adven­ture ser­ial. You know, Flash Gor­don and Tarzan. Sword­fights, vil­lains, trea­sures, etc. This new movie has that all in spades. It’s great. Why would you expect real­ism from Indi­ana Jones? It’s never had it, and it never will.

Over­all, I think peo­ple want to hate the movie. We were all burned by the new Star Wars movies. We don’t want to see our child­hood drug out of the closet, cleaned up with com­put­ers, and put up for sale. This shit is sacred, godammit.

Let’s face it, part of why we liked the first ones so much is that we saw them when we were kids. You wouldn’t be nearly as excited about this movie if you were 25 when Raiders came out. 

We all know about things that were once great and came back to us later in sorry shape. Star Wars, The Smash­ing Pump­kins, Metal­lica, Paul McCart­ney, Aliens Vs. Preda­tor, etc. I think it’s got­ten to the point now where we just expect this kind of thing to suck.

I wanted it to be awe­some, and it was just what I wanted. I’ve seen it twice already. I love dark cav­erns, ancient tem­ples, and waterfalls. 

steamed hams

Read this. Hilarious.

http://​www​.trem​ble​.com/​0​0​0​7​1​1​.​h​tml

Hi – I’m the mid-​​to-​​late 90’s

Hi, I’m the mid-​​to-​​late 90’s. My hob­bies include look­ing desat­u­rated and pre­tend­ing that I’m much more impor­tant than I really am.

Quine and Quine

I recently found out that Robert Quine, nephew to W.V.O. Quine (one of my favorite philoso­phers) was in The Voidoids. What next, do I find out that Kurt Cobain is Adrian Frutiger’s great grandson?

None of this mat­ters in any sig­nif­i­cant way, but it makes me feel all tingly inside.

UPDATE: He also played gui­tar on Girl­friend. Jim DeRo­gatis once said that the gui­tar solo on Serve The Ser­vants sounds like Robert Quine. 

Pitchfork is full of dumb

This is why I hate pitchfork.

Their edi­to­r­ial style is about two (tiny) steps above myspace. 

I think it goes with­out say­ing that I think a real edi­to­r­ial style is a good thing.

I can Just imag­ine the cre­ation process for this ad. “Should we make it ‘WTF!!!!!!!!111111′ or just ‘WTF!!!!!!!!’?”

At this point I read the damn site just because I don’t want to miss the (some) of the news they report. I have to sift through their cutesy bull­shit and indie-​​posturing crap all because I don’t want to miss bands play­ing near me. I mustn’t for­get to men­tion, in this ad, how they are down­play­ing their influ­ence. “OMG! RADIOHEAD IS PLAYING FOR OUR LITTLE STUPID WEBSITE THAT NOBODY READS!” Fuck you, and also, fuck you. How did you get so impor­tant? How did this hap­pen? I would love you if you didn’t have such an insuf­fer­able atti­tude about everything. 

Also, I think that hip­sters, as we know them in the 00s, wouldn’t exist with­out Pitch­fork. I can’t really back that up, but I would love to be able to prove it some day.

I bet they have meet­ings where they tell writ­ers to sub­mit less pro­fes­sional writ­ing. I just know it’s true. It has to be, or my frag­ile lit­tle world would collapse.

hey asshole

Stop shar­ing your rips of cds with scratches on them. You almost make me want to pay for shit. Christ.

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